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Disconnected FC: Chelsea fans look for something to hold
Chelsea fans are right to be disconnected from their club. The owners have done nearly everything imaginable to burn bridges at the Bridge.
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Kevin Peacock
xP hacking
What Sam Kerr said is distracting too many people - including her ostensible defenders - from the fact that she was arrested for something she said.
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George MJ Perry
Actual age and experience, not expected goals, explain Chelsea's season
Chelsea are working through an exercise in unprecedented absurdity, made worse by a public failure to acknowledge crucial context.
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Nate Hofmann
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Chelsea FC are the first victims of Sportwashing 2.0: Broader, deeper and for the masses
 • George MJ Perry
Money Stall
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Chelsea FC's 117-year history in the crosshairs of the elites
 • Kevin Peacock
UK government, media parking the bus on Abramovich's money from Chelsea sale
 • George MJ Perry
Chelsea consistently on the losing end of inconsistency
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Chelsea fans should try being as level-headed as Graham Potter
 • Kevin Peacock
Chelsea consistently on the losing end of inconsistency
Two of Chelsea's easternmost European opponents draw out the effects that double standards, caprice and luck exert on the Blues.
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George MJ Perry
Money Stall
Roman Abramovich's Fordstam account still has two billion frozen pounds in it, and the same questions remain 16 months after the Chelsea sale.
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George MJ Perry
Football learning the wrong lessons from Jordan Henderson
Give Chelsea players credit for keeping so many of their youthful indiscretions out of the public eye.
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George MJ Perry
Seeking sense in Chelsea's transfer window
Thank goodness Chelsea's transfer window has slammed shut for another few months. One quick question though: what the hell was that all about?
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Kevin Peacock
Chelsea: More to love than Louis Vuitton
Liverpool supporters turn to London's shopping scene and a dollop of sexism to explain Chelsea's transfer success.
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Kevin Peacock
Liverpool struggle to understand the yoof choosing Chelsea
Moises Caicedo and Romeo Lavia have only ever known the era of Chelsea dominance. Liverpool can't find their way out of the 80s.
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George MJ Perry
Chelsea, where Premier League's chickens go to s***
The Premier League's latest investigation against Chelsea is laughable. What it says, and what it masks, are not.
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George MJ Perry
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